If you’re like most people, you’ve probably dreamed of having your own blowjob robot at one point or another. Well, those dreams may finally be coming true. The world’s first oral sex robot, designed by Brian Sloan, is now on the market. Sloan says his device, which is based on a human-shaped “service droid,” can mimic the motions of sucking and blowing a real man’s penis.
To do this, the droid has a “fleshy sleeve” into which you insert your member and microcontrollers that manipulate 250 points along a five-inch long stroking plane to create the desired fellative experience. It can even learn your favorite settings, he says. The device, which requires a plug-socket connection, also features a lip modeled after a female mouth and infrared and magnetic sensors to detect when you want it to stop. The sleeve can also be removed for cleaning afterward.
The robot, which costs $259 on Indiegogo, can be used solo or with a partner. Its creator, the UK-based Arlan Robotics, claims it’s more advanced than current male sex toys. The droid, which looks a little bit like a thermos with a fleshy mouth on top, is powered by an AC adapter but can be used while plugged into a USB rechargeable battery if you’re in a pinch. Sloan notes that the droid can also be used with a smartphone and has nine modes that mimic different types of blowjobs. The 10th mode, which uses artificial intelligence to analyze 109 hours of oral sex videos, combines the other nine and can be customized by the user.
It’s important to note that these devices are still toys and should be used responsibly, according to manufacturers. They should only be used with water-based lube, as oil and silicone-based products can damage the soft plastic material that lines many of these machines. They should not be used on wet genitals, and they should never be inserted into a person’s throat or anal canal, where they could cause infection.
However, not all sex toys are created equal. There are a lot of different models that aim to mimic oral sex, and many of them have impressive features, such as faux lips and tongues, the ability to heat up, and special sleeves made from materials that feel more realistic than Fleshlights. For example, the Keon F1s has an app that allows users to control the stroking and intensity settings, as well as connect with other toys in real time and track your progress. It also has a unique cruise control mode that lets you just sit back and enjoy the ride, as if you were getting a blowjob from a person. The best part is, you can’t beat the price.
